The pressure to deliver rock-'em, sock-'em mesmerizing words here acts as a speed bump, thankfully. To think that drivel and contrived cockney might suffice is the delusion that just won't stop. The best deterrent is thinking this can be done using one finger on an LG Volt. I'm imagining Ms. Austin writing "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." on a keyboard about the same size as a mouthful of teeth. Could've ended up as Prejudice minus the Pride.

Think maybe that explains why these postings fit this standard:
Have a point
Make that point
In 3 or 4 sentences.

To those back there whom I promised to write the great-american-novel, you were right. To my bunk-mate / everything, thanks for indulging me. And the prize goes to . . .