We interrupt the program to bring you more crap about the pandemic . . . . blah -blah . . shelter at home - -WAIT! what do mean by shelter? withdraw? disappear? quit trying?

OK, for the la-a-ast time - SHELTER:
S__tay
H__ome,
E__lvis
L__et
T__he
E__gomaniac
R__epent!

Day 3 of Election 2020 and my 11:11 wish is to make today just like yesterday - a breeze. Oh sure, the intake includes assistance which muddles the message but thank god I'm a cun-tree boy

Still in the 80s, good breaks, JBFd, makes a boy wonder if being in such a cray place = the smile on the face. From 10 years ago:
Sizing up the wisdom out there for the asking leads to that same conclusion: we are fewked. Der Spiegel says "America has long been a country of limitless possibility. But the dream has now become a nightmare for many. The US is now realizing just how fragile its success has become -- and how bitter its reality." Whatever happened to 'dem golden slippers? Uh, look down and think about what's around us. The half-empty version says, "just when the moisture appears, I hear uhh and feel the jerk". The correctly engineered version says,"rub me right, rub me wrong, just rub me". Seriously, in this life there's always the part where tactile persuasion is desired and then the supplements: against histamines deliver somnolent repair of the required volume so who needs slippers? The chill made indoor devilment obvious today and then there was hail - genuine hail bouncing off the hard surfaces for a typical desert weather spell. I missed Claudette Colbert until prompted during elegant soup slurping but sizing up the hideous fatality (sounds like oldtimers) that looms for all of us and confident not yet, makes for a sanguine soiree senior (accents removed to challenge the confused). Remember, Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.